makingthekesselrun:

Now watching… Death Race71/977

makingthekesselrun:

Now watching… Death Race
71/977

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2 weeks ago

funkycops:

why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast

(via thepaintedwarrior)

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2 weeks ago

dj-bsnow:

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude

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2 weeks ago

Finally getting a chance to go to the bathroom after holding it in for so long

laugh-addict:

image

(Source: totally-relatable, via eatlikeaboss)

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2 weeks ago

gracethelostgirl:

how did rabbit not end up murdering people

(Source: -everdeen, via artemis-your-god)

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1 month ago

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lyriciss:

Another confused black man in a white man’s world.

his face hahahaha

DONE

i love playing family feud on my ipad. i play in the morning before i get up or at breakfast (on the rare occasions that i get to sit down and have breakfast). i only hate it when i can’t spell something… im terrible at spelling.

for sure i would have said “kill” as my 1st answer ;D

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(Source: methoticalmemento, via maryispoppintags)

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1 month ago